HOW TO GET A for SEJARAH!!!

1. Find a sejarah pro person sit with you during exams.
2. Get ready with a pen, pencil, eraser, your brain and your eyes.
3. Wear sun glasses and tell your teacher that your eyes kena hit or whatever reason.
4. If you see any question that you do not know just choose the longest option
Example:
Apa itu sejarah?
A: Sejarah itu sesuatu yang amat dibenci oleh murid kerana sejarah amat membosankan and menbazirkan masa murid.
B: Tak tau.
C: Langsung tak tau.
D: Jangan tanya saya. Pergi tanya orang yang mencipta sejarah.
Jawapan: A
(A is the longest so this prove that the longest answer always is the correct answer.)
5. If you find the options are all same length, get ready with your eyes.
6. See whether your teacher is looking at you or not. If she isn't, quickly turn your head and see your friend's answer and turn back your head. These three steps must be done in 1 seconds so you have to practise everyday.
7. Make sure you have done all the questions and written down your name.
8. Pass up your paper and say thank you to your sun glasses and also your friend. You also can laugh the "pro" teacher in your heart.
Hope this helped you in getting A for sejarah.

Wait...Before you do these things let me tell you something.
If the answer you copied are all correct, maybe you will get 99.
If the answer you copied are 5/6, maybe you will get 90.
If the answer you copied are 4/5 correct and 1/5 wrong, you will still get 80.
If the answer you copied are 3/4 correct and 1/4 wrong, you will still get 70.
If the answer you copied are 3/2 correct and 1/3 wrong, you will still get 60.
If the answer you copied are 1/2 correct and 1/2 wrong, you will get only 50.
If you kena caught, you will get 0!
42% you get A .
44% you get B and below.
14% you get 0 and kena jumpa your parents and kena a D for your kelakuan.
If you study and you managed to answer all the question correctly, you will get 100.
If you study and you managed to answer 5/6 of the question correctly, you will get 90.
If you study and you managed to answer 4/5 of the question correctly, you will get 80.
If you study and you managed to answer 3/4 of the question correctly, you will get 70.
If you study and you managed to answer 2/3 of the question correctly, you will get 60.
If you study and you managed to answer 1/2 of the question correctly, you will get 50.
50% you get A.
50% you get B and below.
0% you kena jumpa parents and D for kelakuan.
So you decide yourself whether you want to study or copy answer.
(W.O.T o.o...)