HOW TO GET A for SEJARAH!!!

1. Find a sejarah pro person sit with you during exams.
2. Get ready with a pen, pencil, eraser, your brain and your eyes.
3. Wear sun glasses and tell your teacher that your eyes kena hit or whatever reason.
4. If you see any question that you do not know just choose the longest option
Example:
Apa itu sejarah?
A: Sejarah itu sesuatu yang amat dibenci oleh murid kerana sejarah amat membosankan and menbazirkan masa murid.
B: Tak tau.
C: Langsung tak tau.
D: Jangan tanya saya. Pergi tanya orang yang mencipta sejarah.
Jawapan: A
(A is the longest so this prove that the longest answer always is the correct answer.)
5. If you find the options are all same length, get ready with your eyes.
6. See whether your teacher is looking at you or not. If she isn't, quickly turn your head and see your friend's answer and turn back your head. These three steps must be done in 1 seconds so you have to practise everyday.
7. Make sure you have done all the questions and written down your name.
8. Pass up your paper and say thank you to your sun glasses and also your friend. You also can laugh the "pro" teacher in your heart.
Hope this helped you in getting A for sejarah.

Wait...Before you do these things let me tell you something.
If the answer you copied are all correct, maybe you will get 99.
If the answer you copied are 5/6, maybe you will get 90.
If the answer you copied are 4/5 correct and 1/5 wrong, you will still get 80.
If the answer you copied are 3/4 correct and 1/4 wrong, you will still get 70.
If the answer you copied are 3/2 correct and 1/3 wrong, you will still get 60.
If the answer you copied are 1/2 correct and 1/2 wrong, you will get only 50.
If you kena caught, you will get 0!
42% you get A .
44% you get B and below.
14% you get 0 and kena jumpa your parents and kena a D for your kelakuan.
If you study and you managed to answer all the question correctly, you will get 100.
If you study and you managed to answer 5/6 of the question correctly, you will get 90.
If you study and you managed to answer 4/5 of the question correctly, you will get 80.
If you study and you managed to answer 3/4 of the question correctly, you will get 70.
If you study and you managed to answer 2/3 of the question correctly, you will get 60.
If you study and you managed to answer 1/2 of the question correctly, you will get 50.
50% you get A.
50% you get B and below.
0% you kena jumpa parents and D for kelakuan.
So you decide yourself whether you want to study or copy answer.
(W.O.T o.o...)

A maths question that nobody can answer -.-

Why 1 plus 1 equals to 2?

Who can answer it correctly I give you whatever you want from me.

Guide on downloading youtube video ^^ (firefox user only)

Yo~ There are many youtube videos that you like but you can't have it in your comp right? Here is a guide on helping you to download youtube videos. (Only for firefox user)

1. Go to https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=youtube+downloader&cat=all and choose Add to Firefox beside ant.com toolbar.



2. A software installation window will pop up and ask if you want to install now or cancel.
( Choose install now)

3. Wait the download to finish then restart your firefox.

4. After restart, go to youtube and search your favourite video.

5. Go to the top of your firefox and you will find a "download" and click it.


6. Firefox download window will pop up and have fun. ^^

Tag me if this helped you~

'Sivik Project' Day...

Hsieh Ming, Aaron, Wei Guan, Zhi Kang and Yi Zhung come my house and do sivik project but we didn't touch it xD... We meet at CHS about 12pm and take bus to my house... After 1 hour of bus journey, we reached my house. Yi Zhung the ****er keep looking for food and he found a mi goreng which is cooked by mum for my brother and my lunch -.-...I let him eat some and I gave some to Aaron and also left some for myself...We made a cookie jar MV before they going home.

Human -.-

Today i went pao bu and i saw a car kena locked up because it parked at a place which is not allowed to park. Actually the car owner must have known that the place is not allowed to park but the stubborn driver still park =.=. Actually...We, human still do something that we should not do...That's why so many crimes in this world...Sigh...Human...Wake up lah...2012 is The end of the world...God saved us once and do you think God will save us twice? (I also need to wake up! Lai tiaosheng & paobu and become stronger to protect the world.)

你们懂白种人，黄种人及黑种人是怎样出现在这个世上的吗？
神在创造这世界时，有一种像烘面包机的仪器。这个仪器是用来制造人类的，人类就像面包一样被烘造出来。神创造了这个世界后，便吩咐仆人用那仪器制造人类。一开始，神只想创造一种皮肤的人类，所以神吩咐仆人用那仪器在预定的三分钟内把人类烘出来。结果，仆人睡着了，那仪器已经烘了十分钟。于是，仆人立即把仪器给停了，把人类给拿出来。当然，人类已经被烘得乌黑了。神便吩咐仆人再烘一次。结果，仆人太心急了，竟然在两分钟的时间内把人给拿出来。这次，人变得半生熟，又白又红。神十分生气，再吩咐仆人烘多一次。终于，仆人很成功地在三分钟内烘出了一个人类来。神为了不要浪费“材料“，便把这三种不同'皮肤'的人类放到这世界上。从此，这世界上边出现了黑人，白人以及黄种人。

2012 End of the world

The end of the world is coming and the day the world end is Dec 21st 2012...Here is some sites about the 2012, end of the world...

http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm
http://www.endoftime2012.com/

Wall of text o.o...

If you have time go and read it bah...(I have read the 1st one only because the second one is really very long...)

End of the world...Zap Bao Fok run to Mars!!!





Jokes:
1.甲：如果世界末日要来临了，你第一件会做的事是什么？
乙：找L(死亡笔记）...
甲：为什么？
乙：因为L可以改变世界.
甲：...
甲:那么你会做的第二件事是什么?
乙:买棺材.
甲:...

2.甲:请问世界末日那一天,什么地方会变得人山人海?
乙:不知道.
甲:阎魔王府.
乙:...

3.
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW
IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
“ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15
MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD
SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!

4.
Do you know what is the most important thing you must do before the end of the world?
Link my blog.^^

Lai lai~ Tiao sheng Pao bu Together ^^

Start doing exercise today onwards...And the two exercises I focus on are tiao sheng and pao bu~
The main purpose I tiao sheng because I want to get taller (16x cm only T-T) and I pao bu to keep my body fit wakakaka...The place I pao bu is the area around the apartment I staying at which is PJS ONE Apartment and the place I tiao sheng arr...of course is in my house larh...Today extremely happy but I don't know why...Don't talk about today...let's talk about the future...There will be English and Malay Oral Presentation tomorrow but I haven't prepare for the Malay one...so i decided to translate my English oral presantation script into Malay and present it...^^...Wanna know what am I going to present? Stay tuned...

This is a skipping rope which can help you in getting taller.

Some funny videos for you.