http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm
http://www.endoftime2012.com/
Wall of text o.o...
If you have time go and read it bah...(I have read the 1st one only because the second one is really very long...)
End of the world...Zap Bao Fok run to Mars!!!
Jokes:
1.甲：如果世界末日要来临了，你第一件会做的事是什么？
乙：找L(死亡笔记）...
甲：为什么？
乙：因为L可以改变世界.
甲：...
甲:那么你会做的第二件事是什么?
乙:买棺材.
甲:...
2.甲:请问世界末日那一天,什么地方会变得人山人海?
乙:不知道.
甲:阎魔王府.
乙:...
3.
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
USA Today: WE’RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW
IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
“ARMAGEDDON” DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15
MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD
SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
4.
Do you know what is the most important thing you must do before the end of the world?
Link my blog.^^
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