Saturday, March 28, 2009

28th March - My 2nd Happiest Day in 200000000000000009

Today is my 2nd happiest day in 2009 because my team got 1st in Amazing Race!!! But not overall...We only got 1st in our group but it is enough!!! We are going to take the hamper in front of every students...WAKAKAKAKA!!! SO COOL!!!!!!!! xD...I hope they will held this game again next year and my team will be the first again...MUAHAHAHA...

THNX Hsieh Ming, Dawei, Wei Guan!!! Especially Dawei and Wei Guan, they paid all of the taxi fees.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

illusion @.@

Lai see see this illusion, you will be amazed~ (don't worry, no scary things at the end of video)


Some incredible chalk drawn by a guy called Julian Beever.

(They all are drawn on the GROUND!)














(This one very zadou...-.-)

Another incredible illusion...





You see will the squares moving...this is not animated...^^


Amazing -.-

Friday, March 20, 2009

A very zadou comic -.-




I do not take the credit...
Credit goes to someone who has created this...

Sunday, March 1, 2009

-蜡笔小新经典对白-

美讶:"游泳真好"
小新:"美讶,你愈来愈像鱼了"
美讶:"你是说像美人鱼吗?"
小新:"不是,你的鱼尾纹愈来愈多了"

广志:"什么?小新,你在看裸女照片!小小年纪就做出这种事?说!这些照片那里来的?"
小新:"在你的抽屉拿的"

吉永老师:"小新,最近功课写得不错"
小新:"这全是警察扫黄的功劳"
吉永老师:"扫黄和功课有什么关系?"
小新:"我爸晚上没地方去,只好在家盯我写功课"

美讶:"爸妈今晚有事,要很晚才回来"
小新:"那我会很累耶!"
美讶:"为什么?"
小新:"我会看电视看得很累"

小毛:"我妈妈是硕士,爸爸是博士."
小新:"有什么了不起!"
小毛:"你爸妈是什么士?"
小新:"我爸爸是男士,我妈妈是女士."

小新:"有酱油卖吗?"
鱼铺老板:"没有."
小新:"有芥末卖吗?"
鱼铺老板:"没有."
小新:"什么都没有还敢开店."

吉永老师:"蝌蚪长大以后变成什么?"
小新:"平底锅."

吉永老师:"现在上『急救课』,先做口对口人工呼吸,这样重复做,会怎样?"
小新:"有人会告你性骚扰"
吉永老师:"现在上『急救』课,有人受伤,第一步要怎么做?"
小新:"我知道,问他要不要器官捐赠?"

小新:"妹妹,你干嘛那么用功?"
妹:"还不都是因为你"
小新:"我?"
妹:"没错,我们家总要有人有出息吧!"

美讶:"上完暑期辅导课就要马上回家,为什么不听话?我最讨厌不准时回家的人....."
小新:"你干嘛那么生气?你下班没马上回家做饭,我也没生气啊!"

小新:"吉永老师,我要上厕所"
吉永老师:"不行,现在是上课时间,刚才下课怎么不去?"
小新:"下课时间那么宝贵,用来上厕所多可惜呀!"

妹:"哥,你是我见过最爱乾净的人"
小新:"过奖了,你是怎么看出来的?"
妹:"不管什么事,你都推得一乾二净

Happy Birthday to My Mother, Ho Yoke Lin

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99 Happy Birthday for my mother xD...
Wish you happy everyday~

Friday, February 27, 2009

HOW TO GET A for SEJARAH!!!

1. Find a sejarah pro person sit with you during exams.
2. Get ready with a pen, pencil, eraser, your brain and your eyes.
3. Wear sun glasses and tell your teacher that your eyes kena hit or whatever reason.
4. If you see any question that you do not know just choose the longest option
Example:
Apa itu sejarah?
A: Sejarah itu sesuatu yang amat dibenci oleh murid kerana sejarah amat membosankan and menbazirkan masa murid.
B: Tak tau.
C: Langsung tak tau.
D: Jangan tanya saya. Pergi tanya orang yang mencipta sejarah.
Jawapan: A
(A is the longest so this prove that the longest answer always is the correct answer.)
5. If you find the options are all same length, get ready with your eyes.
6. See whether your teacher is looking at you or not. If she isn't, quickly turn your head and see your friend's answer and turn back your head. These three steps must be done in 1 seconds so you have to practise everyday.
7. Make sure you have done all the questions and written down your name.
8. Pass up your paper and say thank you to your sun glasses and also your friend. You also can laugh the "pro" teacher in your heart.
Hope this helped you in getting A for sejarah.

Wait...Before you do these things let me tell you something.
If the answer you copied are all correct, maybe you will get 99.
If the answer you copied are 5/6, maybe you will get 90.
If the answer you copied are 4/5 correct and 1/5 wrong, you will still get 80.
If the answer you copied are 3/4 correct and 1/4 wrong, you will still get 70.
If the answer you copied are 3/2 correct and 1/3 wrong, you will still get 60.
If the answer you copied are 1/2 correct and 1/2 wrong, you will get only 50.
If you kena caught, you will get 0!
42% you get A .
44% you get B and below.
14% you get 0 and kena jumpa your parents and kena a D for your kelakuan.
If you study and you managed to answer all the question correctly, you will get 100.
If you study and you managed to answer 5/6 of the question correctly, you will get 90.
If you study and you managed to answer 4/5 of the question correctly, you will get 80.
If you study and you managed to answer 3/4 of the question correctly, you will get 70.
If you study and you managed to answer 2/3 of the question correctly, you will get 60.
If you study and you managed to answer 1/2 of the question correctly, you will get 50.
50% you get A.
50% you get B and below.
0% you kena jumpa parents and D for kelakuan.
So you decide yourself whether you want to study or copy answer.
(W.O.T o.o...)

Thursday, February 26, 2009

A maths question that nobody can answer -.-

Why 1 plus 1 equals to 2?

Who can answer it correctly I give you whatever you want from me.